OK you caught us exaggerating. Crackers are a metaphor. It's just so hard these days to find GOOD recipes that don't break whatever diet your on (we're always on one too) that still allow you to feel like you're EATING. Life without crackers is good for the tastebuds recipes that are either in their original state (thank you watching-my-waistline-gods) or modified for your benefit. And don't think there won't ocassionally be a cracker... or maybe two... but we'll do our best!